Open Letter To all ET’s From a Fed up Earthling
Friday, February 26, 2010 at 5:59PM 
Dear ET’s,
A professional athlete apologizes to the world for the indiscretions most men would kill to enjoy given half a chance to walk in his shoes for a day. With nuclear proliferation becoming a significantly real possibility it’s no wonder that what’s troubling most people is the latest engineered scandals surrounding American Idol. People go to jail in China for trying to speak freely, warlords in Africa spend money on guns and ammunition to subdue starving populations, American citizens are flying planes into IRS buildings and yet Canadians are the bad guys for respecting the rights and traditions of an indigenous people to hunt seals. If these aren’t the signs of an impending apocalypse I don’t know what would classify as such.
Swail |
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