I am writing this letter on behalf of people who have problems in their life, but don't blow someone's brains out.

We all have issues to deal with, and hurdles to overcome. I realize there are things in your life that you may think are unfair, (maybe you heard a rumor My Chemical Romance was breaking up and couldn't take it), but bringing a gun to school is not a solution, it really just creates more problems.

Being bullied sucks, everyone has been bullied at some point, since it is human nature to make fun of people who are different. It's not limited to one or two people either, just look at France, no one likes them...Wine drinking, cheese eating frogs. But you don't see France sending a nuke across the Atlantic, and you know why? Because that's their place in the world, sure they have to put up with a lot of crap, but when something really big goes down (my guess is Hitler 2.0) North America is cool with teaming up with France, to bring the hurt down on those Germans….A collective country to country "atomic wedgie".

The main point of this letter is to inform you that you are incorrect if you think bringing a gun to school is going to solve your issues. Think about it, sure maybe you'll kill them, but really you're making the family suffer, and chances are the family didn't do anything to you...Your bully's not suffering, he/she's dead...Worm food...Pine box pilot...So really you're hurting the wrong people. Also, if you then kill yourself, you don't get to revel in your "triumph" and if you don't kill yourself, you my friend are going to find a much worse bully in prison. Don't believe me? Just drop the soap...

Yours Truly,
Kyle

Dear 1990's Batman,

For years I have been a fairly avid follower of your career, and I would first like to compliment you on how much good you have done for the city of Gotham. I would also like to say, that until someone pointed them out, I never noticed the nipples on your Bat-Suit.

The reason for my letter is that in these times of war, racism, poverty and prejudice, I feel it is important for me to express my acceptance of your lifestyle. It may not be a good fit for everyone but I believe that to each their own. I know not everyone would want to parade around in tights and thwart evil doers, however, somebody's got to do it.

With an occupation as high profile as yours I can imagine how hard it would have been to come out of the closet. Even though, in all fairness I think most of us already knew...If your costume wasn't a tip off, putting Robin in some green-dyed underpants and calling him your "Boy Wonder" kind of was. Clearly Gotham City's policies on underage relations are much more relaxed than I thought.

I just wanted to let you know that I'm okay with your lifestyle choice and I am glad you found someone special to share your life with. And I'm sure you've found this out, but with Robin's circus background, I'll bet he's pretty flexible...Wink, wink...

Regards,
Kyle