Hello you bodacious bleached blonde babes,

Editor's Word

These are exciting times for us, things are starting to cook. Statistics and all of that crap from the relaunch have been positive. We still haven't reached the pagerank level we were at before relaunching, but I don't care, so neither should you. I just like to try and pretend like I'm important, and write something that's easy to say to start off the newsletter. Lemme think... what actually matters? Oh yeah, we finally have a new columnist! His name is Kyle Gallagher, from Kitchener. Kyle is a radio DJ who's awesomeness is not to be messed with. He's been posting on STSQ for awhile and will now be unifying his efforts under the flag of a new column called 'Letters from Kyle'. 

We're also expecting a couple more new columnists to join the team in the near future, but I've sworn to my sensei to keep that shit under wraps for now. All I can say is that there will soon be a little bit more craziness and a new film column.

The New & The Gnarly 

•   STSQ paid a visit to Market Collective in Calgary and made a little video. 
• Stuck On You features a unique fashion concept. 
• After 3 years of hard work David Krupicz has released his film Archon Defender
• This video is already an STSQ classic as far as we're concerned, Lake Tahoe Dancing Queen
• Some new art: Change of Direction by Levente Kovaks & MeloDreama
• Check out our latest comics: Post-Its by Andy, Tom Boy Tara #4 and #5 
• Kyle's first official column is called 'Dear Kids Who Bring Guns To School'

 Forms & Function

You'll see a growing list of regular columns on the site's left sidebar. If you like what you read please give props to the authors. Now that we've gotten into producing a bit of video, we have a Youtube channel. Please rate our vids and/or comment on them. 

Trivial & Modish Mentions

Last newsletter I enclosed a press release announcing our relaunch. I'd like to thank any and all of you who may have forwarded that to your friends and to the media. This time around I have absolutely nothing serious to write about in this section. I'm pretty sure I've covered everything already in the sections above, this here is redundant drivel. It's automatic rambling, I'm not even thinking about what I'm going to say anymore. I could do this all day but the question is, should I? I'll go on for a little while because I suppose it's best to maintain the standard of filing in this section with words. I'm sure it must be excruciating for you to keep on reading. According to one study I was reading recently people don't even read the end of a newsletter anyways, their eyes focus only on the top left and on the headings of emails and webpages. I believe it, people are lazy. Nobody is reading this. Goodnight. 

Love and Cheers,

Swail
Editor
Screw The Status Quo

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