Saying Goodbye to Conan O'Brien
Friday, January 22, 2010 at 2:59AM 
It was just announced that Conan O'Brien will be leaving the airwaves after only 7 short months as host of The Tonight Show. We don't have all of the details but it would seem that Conan's departure has something to do with the fact that Jay Leno has a big set of balls and doesn't want to back down from being the king of late night. The ratings are finally proving my earlier suspicions that Jay Leno is an unfunny jagoff that no one really likes. But he does have balls, and I guess he knows how to use them because he's somehow manipulated NBC into returning him to his old spot as The Tonight Show host and subsequently bumping Conan O'Brien off the air. In my humble opinion this will go down in history as one of the biggest blunders in tv history.
In a few months time Conan will have the option of signing with any network he wants and getting the coveted 11:30 time slot he deserves. In the meantime he will be enjoying the MASSIVE severance package he's been given by NBC. Apparently they gave him something like 32 million, and 12 million for his staff. Conan apparently kicked in a serious chunk of change out of his own pocket to boost his staff's severance packages. He did this because he truly is a down-to-earth awesome guy. Everybody loves Conan, including us here at STSQ, and we want to watch his show dammit!
Oh and BTW, Screw Jay Leno! he's always been a sellout loser with his airplane hanger full of fancy cars. I can't even stand to look at his massive over-sized face anymore, let alone ever watch his show. I heard Bill Hicks said that once upon a time he was a pretty cool guy, then when fame came a knockin' he became a totally different person, a hypocrite and a sellout. Anyways, I don't remember a time when I thought Jay Leno was remotely funny or cool and I'm sure he'll fail miserably as The Tonight Show host this time around. Especially if he has to compete with Conan O'Brien in the future.
Conan's last show is tonight and it will feature Tom Hanks, Will Ferrel and Neil Young so don't miss it!
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Reader Comments (4)
Funny...This reminds me of all the bullshit when when Carson left the show and NBC showed their true colors pitting Leno vs. Letterman...NBC are losers and Jay Leno is a fat head douche mcdouche! Long live CONAAAAAN OBRIIIIEN
I would agree with everything here except for the case of Jay Leno having balls.
Yes, he secured his position. But not with balls. If anything it was done with someone else's in his mouth.
Let's think about what Leno DIDN'T do. Which was bow down gracefully, as he promised the world he would do in 2004.
And for those who say "Well, Jay was just saying that to keep NBC happy, he didn't really mean it.".. well, exactly. He's a big fat pussy. A total Panty Boy Company Man. Nothing more than a loyal whore.
As Letterman said-- if someone fires you, you don't stick around. You go get another job and prove the guy that fired you wrong. Leno= Sloppy Vagina
Ok, but you must agree that as far as sloppy asspussies go he's got a big set of balls?
The only balls Leno has are on his chin IMHO. Pathetically lame humor meets dull uninspired trivial regurgitated media fodder belongs on FOX NEWS, not NBC late night. Could somebody please tell that bitch to stop driving my Tesla roadster?