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Friday
05Feb2010

Infallible Flammable Inflammable

 

by Kate Russell

Unamused, he sat in the easy chair, stiff with dogma, eyes burning a hole in the television.

The godless comedy and the laughter of the theatre of people who watched it, prodded the caged rage in his heart. By his birth certificate, he was nineteen, but the drawstring-like lines around his taught, disapproving mouth, gave the impression of someone far older. Blob would not find this sinfulness funny. Where was their shame?

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Friday
29Jan2010

The Loving Dead

Sometimes life gets so hectic that we forget that it gets that way for just about everybody.  We take for granted that we aren't alone in our miscommunications and relationship hiccups.  Adam Pike's short film The Loving Dead (2007, 12min) really illustrates that things can get complicated for the most simplest of creatures...yep even zombies got it bad.  In his film two newly undead have trouble figuring out love, relationships, and their place in the scheme of undead living.  Needless to say this makes for a lot of miscommunication and incredibly creepy laughs.  But, what you wouldn't expect is that this quirky movie would relate to that bigger picture in life.  Once you strip down the zombie make up and overall weirdness of intestine eating, you find that maybe you got more in common with these zombies than you initially anticipated.   

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Thursday
28Jan2010

Tom Boy Tara #6

Sunday
24Jan2010

Status Report #16 | Sworn To Ramble

Hello you bodacious bleached blonde babes,

Editor's Word

These are exciting times for us, things are starting to cook. Statistics and all of that crap from the relaunch have been positive. We still haven't reached the pagerank level we were at before relaunching, but I don't care, so neither should you. I just like to try and pretend like I'm important, and write something that's easy to say to start off the newsletter. Lemme think... what actually matters? Oh yeah, we finally have a new columnist! His name is Kyle Gallagher, from Kitchener. Kyle is a radio DJ who's awesomeness is not to be messed with. He's been posting on STSQ for awhile and will now be unifying his efforts under the flag of a new column called 'Letters from Kyle'. 

We're also expecting a couple more new columnists to join the team in the near future, but I've sworn to my sensei to keep that shit under wraps for now. All I can say is that there will soon be a little bit more craziness and a new film column.

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Friday
22Jan2010

Saying Goodbye to Conan O'Brien

It was just announced that Conan O'Brien will be leaving the airwaves after only 7 short months as host of The Tonight Show. We don't have all of the details but it would seem that Conan's departure has something to do with the fact that Jay Leno has a big set of balls and doesn't want to back down from being the king of late night. The ratings are finally proving my earlier suspicions that Jay Leno is an unfunny jagoff that no one really likes. But he does have balls, and I guess he knows how to use them because he's somehow manipulated NBC into returning him to his old spot as The Tonight Show host and subsequently bumping Conan O'Brien off the air. In my humble opinion this will go down in history as one of the biggest blunders in tv history.

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