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Editor's Word

These are exciting times for us, things are starting to cook. Statistics and all of that crap from the relaunch have been positive. We still haven't reached the pagerank level we were at before relaunching, but I don't care, so neither should you. I just like to try and pretend like I'm important, and write something that's easy to say to start off the newsletter. Lemme think... what actually matters? Oh yeah, we finally have a new columnist! His name is Kyle Gallagher, from Kitchener. Kyle is a radio DJ who's awesomeness is not to be messed with. He's been posting on STSQ for awhile and will now be unifying his efforts under the flag of a new column called 'Letters from Kyle'. 

We're also expecting a couple more new columnists to join the team in the near future, but I've sworn to my sensei to keep that shit under wraps for now. All I can say is that there will soon be a little bit more craziness and a new film column.

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It was just announced that Conan O'Brien will be leaving the airwaves after only 7 short months as host of The Tonight Show. We don't have all of the details but it would seem that Conan's departure has something to do with the fact that Jay Leno has a big set of balls and doesn't want to back down from being the king of late night. The ratings are finally proving my earlier suspicions that Jay Leno is an unfunny jagoff that no one really likes. But he does have balls, and I guess he knows how to use them because he's somehow manipulated NBC into returning him to his old spot as The Tonight Show host and subsequently bumping Conan O'Brien off the air. In my humble opinion this will go down in history as one of the biggest blunders in tv history.

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